My vaccine dad joke failed
But it was worth a shot
Puns
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What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?
Unlawful is against the law. Illegal is just a sick bird.
Watched a documentary on drugs last night. Five Stars.
Most documentaries are more enjoyable that way.
Why is North Korea so evil?
Because they have no Seoul.
What do you call a Jedi with four eyes?
Jediiii
I love eye puns
The cornea the better
To everyone here on Damus, an open letter:
C
Why do astronomers put beef in their shampoo?
For meatier showers
What do you call an overcooked piece of beef?
A misteak
I've just written a book about falling down a staircase
It's a step by step guide
I wanted to apply for a job at the NSA
They asked me to email myself the resume
What’s the difference between Mt Gox and marriage?
There is still some hope in recovering some of your funds after Mt Gox
Officer: I’m arresting you for downloading all of Wikipedia.
Man: No wait! I can explain everything!
My girlfriend hated my obsession with Japanese food
Sushi left me.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Costume party
Host: What are you?
Me: A harp
Host: Your costume's too small to be a harp.
Me: Are you calling me a lyre?
I got an email from Google Earth saying it can “read maps backwards” and I thought:
That’s just spam.
