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A 57,000 square foot Temu warehouse in China went up in flames. The total loss of inventory has been estimated to be as high as $57.61.
I remember 2025 like it was yesterday
GET OFF YOUR PHONES WHEN YOU DRIVE
Nearly got into an accident because someone had their face buried in their phone. Asshole made me spill my beer.
I accidentally sprayed myself in the mouth with Axe body spray this morning.
Now I talk with an Axe scent.
They own sharpie. Just saying.
My biggest fear is being trapped in a small room with Santa.
I have Claustrophobia.
I run every day for 30 minutes, if I miss a day I add 30 minutes to the next day.
This has truly been a game changer, tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.
When I was little, my parents always fed me alphabet soup, claiming that I liked it.
But they were just putting words in my mouth.
How many skunks does it take to make a stink?
Just a phew.
Two guys walk into a bar.
You would think that the second one would have ducked.
POV: You just hit the @jack pot!
Doctor: I will be delivering the baby.
Dad: Thanks but I’d prefer the baby with a liver
My wife said sex or dex. I am now a millionaire.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days.
I said it must be my weekend immune system.
I just bought a universal remote.
This changes everything.
