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I saw a Korean martial artist holding out a basket of donuts. When I asked to take 2, he said no.
I replied, can I at least Taekwondo?
Why should you never touch an electric fence
Because it hertz
Why would T. Rex struggle to play the piano?
They’re extinct
I have played piano for years. I used to play by ear
It sounds much better now that I use my hands
I saw male wigs on sale for $1
It’s a small price toupee
I’m so bored that I just memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
To all ya'll in Texas without tap water
Get well soon.
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they’re good buoys.
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage.
I take that as a compliment.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
They just ransomware
Favorite position:
Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl.
One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face".
That was the punchline
My new girlfriend hates bees. It’s a real shame..
I thought she was a keeper
Imagine Americans switched from Pound to Kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion
PV everyone 🌞
So zaps have to be 1,000 sats now? Can’t seem to change the amount?