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Once you've read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix
BREAKING: The Fed introduces new $1 dollar bill
My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating!?”
So I took her to dinner and a movie then dropped her off at her parents’ house.
Bearish on Fiat
I recently bought a new toilet brush.
Long story short, I'm going back to paper.
I'm done being a people pleaser.
If everyone's ok with that.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Satoshi Nakamoto.
Satoshi Nakamoto who?
[REDACTED]
I made it a goal to become a legal citizen of Finland
And I am not going to quit until I’m Finish
On her first date.
Her dad: I want her home before midnight.
Me: But you already own her home.
Dad: -turning to daughter- If you don't sleep with him, I will.
What's the best type of spoon?
I'll tell you ladle.
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At a second hand store.
I was dating a banker
But I lost interest
