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Just had an officer at the door saying he was looking for a man with one eye..
Told him to use both and he’d probably find him a lot quicker.
I just got fired, and as severance, my company gave me a bag of used coffee.
They said it was grounds for termination.
A buddy of mine named his dog “5 Miles” so he could tell people he walked 5 miles
But today he ran over 5 Miles
My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl
I said I didn't even know he could play bowling
I should have replied back to his email 
Never buy shitcoins 
How to say hi in Mandarin 
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I need this shirt 
NASA recently discovered the man with the largest penis in the universe ..
But they said it wasn't an appropriate thing to put on my resume, and I didn't get the job 😞
5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants
Now they’re tenants
How long should I wait for financial freedom? 
