🚨 No Pun Below 🚨 I would like to thank each and everyone of you for following my page, liking, reposting, and zapping. It’s been quite the ride. Thanks to @jack for helping my account get more exposure. This will be my final post for a while. Unfortunately, I just got laid off from my full-time marketing job in the Crypto industry and it’s time to focus on finding a new job to support my family. You guys have been awesome and I’ve never seen such a positive community on any other social media network. PV 🙏🏼

I took a job as the head of Old McDonald’s farm I’m the CIEIO

A Girl takes a pregnancy test, mortified, she looks her boyfriend, dead in the eyes, and says.. "Your kid in me."

I married my wife for her looks Just not the ones she been giving me lately.

Same designer?

how do I get a star beside my name

What do Mexicans eat when it's cold out? Brrrritos

I watched a movie about graphs last night, but I was slightly disappointed. The plot was predictable, and the special f(x) was terrible.

If a father in Iraq gifts his daughter a new bag, what will she say? Thanks for the Baghdad!

My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.

My birthday is on July 24th, shame I was born in america. If I was born anywhere else.. My birthday would be 24/7

I went to a deli and said, I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese The kid behind the counter said, sorry we only take cash or credit cards

@jack is this ai? @dave what did you do!!?

Is this true?

Is this real? @jack

On the way to 1 #Bitcoin