Puns - Nostr Hypermedia

I got kicked out of the coffee club.. I wore a tea shirt.

I took Buzz Lightyear Christmas shopping with me We went to Bed, Bath & Beyond.

I had a date last night, it was perfect. Tomorrow I'll try a grape.

I’m never donating to anyone collecting money for a marathon again. They just take the money and run.

I was so unpopular at school they used to call me "Batteries". I was never included in anything.

If you prefer #bitcoin and have no interest in banking. You are not a loan.

I once swallowed a book of synonyms. It’s given me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.

If a woman in a hot bikini DMs you about #Bitcoin Ignore him

A virus is making people forget 80s rock bands Nobody knows The Cure.

I’ve adopted a pet termite and I’m calling him Clint. Clint Eatswood.

You know that Albert Einstein was a pretty smart guy.. But his brother Frank was a monster.

Wanted a screwdriver so I searched for “tools near me” and it came up with a photo of my ex.

This is how much the banks trust you

damn chatgpt really coming for EVERYONE’s job

I told my friend I liked Beyoncé. He said whatever floats your boat. I said no, that’s buoyancy.

I have a pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words too.