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Remember to poop before midnight tonight. You don’t want to be carrying the same shit into the new year.

I was going to write a pun on phobias, but I was afraid you guys wouldn’t like it.

Did you hear about that great new shovel? It's ground breaking.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Therapist: What brings you in today? Me: I have a terrible fear of tsunamis. Therapist: How bad is it? Me: It comes in waves.

The Christmas alphabet is almost identical to the standard English alphabet. Except that it has Noel.

I was gonna tell some dad jokes at the airport. But when I approached him, he didn’t look too friendly.

My biggest fear is being trapped in a small room with Santa. I have Claustrophobia.

Home Stallone

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months

On my tombstone please write: “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

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