Summer 2024 
Puns
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Saw a man standing on one leg at an ATM.
Confused, I asked him what he was doing..
He said: “Just checking my balance.”
Why don’t I approve of too many political jokes?
Because I’ve seen too many of them getting elected.
Why don’t I tell jokes about the civil war?
Because I “General Lee” don’t find them funny.
What’s blue and doesn’t weigh much?
Light blue.
Judge: I order you to pay $10,000
Mario: Why?
Judge: It’s a fine.
Mario: No itsa not.
At the airport, my friend suggested we disguise ourselves as luggage.
I said, "let's not get carried away.”
I recently took a pole and found out that over 90% of people in the tent were angry when it collapsed.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda..
Lucky it was a soft drink.
I never thought I'd own 100 #Bitcoin at the age of 33.
But here I am.
33. Not owning 100 Bitcoin - turns out I was right.
I went to a psychic.
I knocked on her front door.
She yelled: "Who is it?"
So l left.
The sky was looking ominous so I asked Siri, “Surely, it’s not going to rain today?”
And she replied, “Yes it is, and don’t call me Shirley.”
That was when I realized I’d left my phone on Airplane mode.
I accidentally took my cats meds last night..
Don't ask meow.
Did anyone see the joke I posted recently about my spine.
It was about a weak back.
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