Puns - Nostr Hypermedia

When you know the #Bitcoin halving is near

I accidentally ripped the outfit I wore to the Super Bowl. I need a tailor, swiftly.

Loved the new Crypto Super Bowl ad!

What do you call 66% of a poop? Two turds

The S&P 500 hit 5,000. That means every company is now worth $10.

Anyone want to buy a broken barometer? No pressure.

I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

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My father and I were leaving our hotel room in Iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase. I said “don’t forget your Baghdad.”

🔞 Solana is down. This is the first time most degens have had anything go down on them all year.

Are mountains funny? No, they're hill areas.

Summer 2024

Saw a man standing on one leg at an ATM. Confused, I asked him what he was doing.. He said: “Just checking my balance.”