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Best not tell this guy any secrets 
I for one,
think puns with Roman Numerals are hilarious.
I had a happy childhood.
My Dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills.
Those were Goodyears.
What color is the wind?
Blew.
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much.
What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
What did the T-Rex say after his workout?
Dino Sore.
What’s blue and doesn’t weight much?
Light blue.
I once dated a woman who was 1/4 Chinese, 1/4 Turkish, 1/4 Danish, and 1/4 Vietnamese.
She was great but I had to break up with her.
Too many red flags.
hee-heeegypt 
I just got diagnosed with Tom Jones syndrome.
Wife: Is that common?
Me: It's not unusual.
A bug hit my windshield..
I bet he won't have the guts to do that again.
Happy Valentine’s! Can’t wait for a date with candles 😍 
I’m writing this post to talk about reverse psychology.
Please do not like or repost.
I made a chicken salad yesterday..
Turns out they prefer grain.
