Damn that’s one tired elephant 
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Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
For hispanic attacks.
I've just had a stack of toilet paper rolls fall on me in the supermarket...
I'm ok though, just soft tissue damage.
Getting hired for a tech job in 2024 is easy.
You just need to be better than the other 4,300 applicants.
My kids just told me that I own every board game except one.
I had no Clue.
I tried doing 100 sit-ups but I didn’t finish.
My stomach couldn’t handle that kind of ab use.
I think it’s a great idea to wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit, but that’s just my two scents.
My son’s fourth birthday was just the other day. When I saw him in the morning, I didn’t recognize him at first.
I had never seen him be four.
What makes us human?
Selecting all images with traffic lights.
Just when you think that food cannot possibly call you on your phone..
Onion rings.
Where do math teachers go on vacation?
Times Square
Extremely rare sneakers 
I told a joke on a Zoom Meeting and no one laughed.
It turns out I'm not remotely funny.
When you start to Excel, people start to spreadsheet.
I went to school for magicians but failed the final exam.
They were all trick questions.
Why do fish always know how much they weigh?
Because they have their own scales
What I if told you
You the read first line wrong?
Same the with second line
And also the third..
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays.
But in medieval times people were named Lance a lot.
For her birthday, I took my wife to an orchard and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour.
Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently.