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Microsoft outage delays my flight. Regretting asking for a Windows seat.
I changed my phone’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
Why did the scarecrow get an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
Why do people love switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.
I like both candidates but I think we need somebody older
I’m addicted to brake fluid, but it’s OK because I can stop at any time.
What did the prescriptivist owl say?
Whom whom.
Just got this one bedroom apartment in NYC for only $3,000 a month 
Airport police say that the number of people smuggling helium balloons in their luggage is under control.
But cases continue to rise.
When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, smelling of honey and covered in bee stings,
You know she’s a keeper.
Regretfully, I’ve had to shut down my chicken dating site.
I just couldn't make hens meet.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Damn that’s one tired elephant 