Insurance companies are warning campers that if their tents are stolen during the night,
They won't be covered.
Puns
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Why do people love switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.
Extremely rare sneakers 

I went to school for magicians but failed the final exam.
They were all trick questions.
What I if told you
You the read first line wrong?
Same the with second line
And also the third..
3,026 years from today, life will either be really good or really bad.
It's 5050.
I fell in love with a girl who only knew four vowels.
She never knew I existed.
The sky was looking ominous so I asked Siri, “Surely, it’s not going to rain today?”
And she replied, “Yes it is, and don’t call me Shirley.”
That was when I realized I’d left my phone on Airplane mode.
Why is Bitcoin difficulty so high?
Too much hash.
On the phone with Bitcoin customer support..
They just said “please hold”.
When you know the #Bitcoin halving is near 


Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
They each got six months




Alexander the Grate 


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You guys have been awesome and I’ve never seen such a positive community on any other social media network.
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