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Waiter: I'm glad you enjoyed your dinner. How did you find the steak?
Me: Super easy. It was right next to the potatoes.
I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.
At first I was afraid .. then I was petrified.
I’ve just joined a dating site for arsonists.
I’ve seen a lot of matches.
Why is it cheaper to throw a party in a
haunted house?
Because the ghosts will bring the boos.
"What are your dogs' names?"
Me: "Calvin and Klein."
"Isn't that a brand of underwear?"
Me: "Exactly, they're boxers."
I went to a wedding last week, everyone was emotional.
Even the cake was in tiers 😢
I saw an ad for a casket and thought..
That's the last thing I need.
Most people have no idea that the oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve.
It was an apple with very limited memory.
Just 1 byte and everything crashed.
I tried to walk like an Egyptian…
Now I need to see a Cairo practor.
It's hard to imagine some people actually like to collect old magazines.
They must have a lot of issues.
Sorry for the long post. 
My wife has a sexual fantasy where we pretend to be tax preparation corporations.
I'm Intuit.
My pet frog broke his leg this morning..
He's very unhoppy.
Scientists got bored after watching the Earth turn after 24 hours.
So they called it a day.
My girlfriend’s mobile phone service is terrible.
A week ago she said, "We're breaking up" and the call ended. Now when I call, it goes straight through to voicemail.
Check the national debt: please don’t be high 🙏🏼
The national debt: 
Overthinking 💪🏼 