The new iPhone Duo lets you trade and apply for jobs at the same time
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Little known fact: Before the crowbar was invented, crows simply drank at home.
I just read a very long article on Japanese sword fighting.
Allow me to Samurais it for you
Fine I’ll say it. I think Einstein was a good guy.
Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident.
They put me in the ICU.
Why is it spelled "camouflage" and not
GET OFF YOUR PHONES WHEN YOU DRIVE
Nearly got into an accident because someone had their face buried in their phone. Asshole made me spill my beer.
I taught a wolf to meditate.
Now he's aware wolf.
To the person that stole my glasses.
I will find you, I have contacts.
Looking good @jack
BREAKING: The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden.
The first thing he'll do is to assemble his cabinet.
I’ve just joined a dating site for arsonists.
I’ve seen a lot of matches.
Check the national debt: please don’t be high 🙏🏼
The national debt: 
Insurance companies are warning campers that if their tents are stolen during the night,
They won't be covered.