Gm Nostriches, feeling like I may have just survived the most of the Christmas carnage, catching some quiet moments with #coffeechain and #catstr before another “family day” (in-laws primarily) begins……. Today’s torture, going to find a gravestone of a distant relative that my sister in law will continually say “there’s no way that’s them” to which I reply, “unless you’re completely illogical and the fact they nearly share a name is that his son took over from him” 🤦‍♂️ Building myself up for a little #runstr to cleanse some of the raging annoyance from my system.

God rest yet merry gentlemen, you filthy animals. Slight fluff due to a broken memory and many years of not doing enough practice. Papa Dug chasing cats in the garden!

Gm and happy Christmas ya fucking retards!!!! #coffeechain in the bag, melon getting cut, meat in from the shed, and the cooking plan for the day set!!!!! I am but one man, with an inability to multitask in anyway, so currently wishing for a Christmas miracle!!!!! Also, about to crack out some music and raise the rest of the household to send my mother a Christmas morning tune.

Locked a loaded for some festivities, after fettling my father with a trip to the barbers (🫡🙌 @MartyBent , new tradition of my fam) have a little tipple for the big day tomorrow. It will take all my self control not to crack open the 2022 peony lane pinot noir!!!! Kids currently sorting snacks for Santa and Rudolf.

Is this what a currency collapse looks like? @jack mallers, this is the cracked window, Bitcoin will be when they accept the system is done and they’ve sent for the HVac guy to put in an entirely new monetary system.

Ga nostriches , plans for tomorrow coming together nicely, father scheduled to arrive (although the caviar order might have been missed 😫), men’s morning shave with my #bitcoin barber guys (building a mini stack with Bitcoin tips) resdy to go, before heading off to drink some wine and maybe grab a cheeky beer before returning to the house to be given “tasks”. Just don’t get my young nephew too drunk!!!! Anyways, realised 58k isn’t that fun, £69k gang may be around every so often, but how’s about $69 per ounce silver. Holy moly. #silver that’s quite the month candle!!!!

“Driving home for Christmas” for the final time.

Gm nostriches, back home, #catstr waking me up (supposedly because she loves me 🤣), catching some quiet moments with some lovely season 2 stranger things and a #coffeechain dark enough to match my heart. Hoping Ma makes it across the merry isles on England to add, even with her particular spin on it, some sanity to the proceedings, cause yesterday fucking blew my mind!!!!!

Gn nostriches, at my mother’s house, each of the rooms is named after dogs of Christmas past. Dogs who I was lucky enough to spend time with since the age 7. They were all mentioned this evening and flippant comments about oh yeah, Taff was awesome, but you and uncle Jon loved Beth (dad doesn’t show how he feels). Pen linked them all together and then to finish the line there was Dug. Coming home to this made Christmas. Miss you buddy.

Right, church carol service done, got my mother laughing as we sang “while shephards washed their socks”, then afternoon tea in a castle, am I done Christmas yet, can I just go back to being a hermit and go for a bike ride?

Gm nostriches, a few quiet moments before the plane lands in Manchester and the carnage begins, will be taxi issues, before they even arrive with us, so #coffeechain and #dogstr to start the day, after a properly shit night’s sleep, waking to the thought of “what happens if they call and my phone is downstairs” then bing 😳 I’m awake. Anyway, so general news related radio silence regarding the Japanese rate hike, squeezing the carry trade out of existence pretty much and beginning to reorder quite a few things international finance related. Got self custodial alloydal assets?

Ga nostriches, haven’t kept on practicing since doing this after getting a little nudge from @Richard Greaser , going to break old silver out again, any requests? Nothing too difficult, I’m like 15 years out of practice. Happy Satoshimas, give Christ a break for a year, the second coming was in 2009.