Gm nostriches, heading home following the final trip to the hospital pool, lessons from Brighton (using dog based analogies);
1) Your dog is not a vegetarian
2)If you dog behaves like a cat, no matter how much, they are still a dog
3) if you dog gets a hysterectomy, they are still a female dog
4) if you die and perm the hair of your ratty little terrier, they are not a poodle.
5) if you scream at someone making statements 1-4, you are not living in reality.
#coffeechain cannot be strong enough. Looking forward to getting home and rolling dice, maybe just to play risk with the eldest. Pride used to be simpler.









