You thought I was good at Flappy Bird? I've been playing Tetris for 36 years, son. View quoted note →

Please god let the BlueSky nsfw furkink reprobates pass over us. Please send them to mastodon. Please Father in Heaven send them to mastodon. View quoted note →

Time to do my stupid fucking meditation for my stupid fucking mental health.

I like how he signs his tweets like your grandma says "this is grandma" at the end of her texts. View quoted note →

Artist, approaches me looking at their art installation: "What do you think?" Me: "What is it? It looks like a voxel monkey saying things about trees on a CRT." Artist: "It's meant to be a bridge so people can learn about themselves as a participant in Nature" Me: "Okay, so is this like a specially trained model that knows a lot of things about mushrooms or something?" Artist: "It's not important. This was at burning man. " Me: "But what the monkey says is the experience right?" Artist: "It's more like the exploration of an idea. You know what Burning Man is right? " Me: "So what the monkey says is not important?" Artist: "It's Claude Sonnet 3.5." Me: "Cool, nice monkey, bro."

So. Tadge (co-inventor of lightning) doesnt want to address quantum because it poses any practical threat, but simply because it's easier to meet "users" where they are at, which is wetting their pants over a complicated subject that, in the moment, is a scary boogeyman that prevents them from feeling confident about bitcoin.

If someone asks me about knots vs core tonight, I'm just gonna tickle them.

I have to be social tonight. I don't want to be social tonight.

### Leaping Jesus lizards on the beach, I sure do hate me some nix. Here is the "new" way to search for a package: `nix --extra-experimental-features flakes --extra-experimental-features nix-command search nixpkgs ^pwgen` Also, latest releases of nix don't properly install man pages, so there's no local help either. The nix ecosystem is maintained by mentally infirm children.