Rich Nost

The Boy and the Heron is kind of a mess. It's like Miyazaki had another 12 movies about war and his childhood and moral character in his head, but felt manically compelled to cram them all into a single feature.

Damn the admin puckered their assholes real quick. How we gonna get rugged on this Epstein thing?

I wish all the institutional professionals and thinkbois who told us Bitcoin would be $250k in 2025 would stop telling is it will be $250k in 2026.

Today I learned about unrecoverable MCU key slots on the ColdCard. Apparently you have a limited number of destructive actions (such as clearing the seed words or messing around with trick PINs) and after that, it's BRICKED (I guess?) So, if you use the ColdCard as an ephemeral signing device (like a SeedSigner or a Jade in Stateless Mode, except you manually wipe the device), you are limited to the number of times you can enter a new seed before you turn the device into a potato. Don't tell me you knew about this! You didn't!

I'm sorry, but if you just now learning that Epstein funded Bitcoin development through MIT, you are only just now caught up with *checks notes* the BSV community.

Bryce Weiner is now claiming to be Satoshi. *closes laptop, eats ten gummies, leaves this planet*

Don't groksplain a solution to someone who just volunteered to help you solve a problem. It's rude.

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Primal is down. Nostr is not down. Primal is not nostr. nostr:nevent1qqswfuw6u8jeq0uxu75jgyf4gmk4sw8s2qczkknea4jxrxcxulkme0cppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qgs0nt9skq6vfsgh06v979rrnuchau87mmnk2lqxpv2xaeusqfp30mqrqsqqqqqpc8nxyd

Turns out I timed the dip. Yay I'm a trader! nostr:nevent1qqsz95qjm4er5xhwqknck043kjslptd7uzc6mdzf7pn2479l62p2amcpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7q3qzw7ftkfpezmtym8n2j2fvnd0smunztl9pyjys0fxdqne08vq397sxpqqqqqqzf8zkaf

This. Few of these devices disagree about what a PSBT file looks like. Almost all of the possible combinations of hardware/spftware disagree about QR code standards, and I'm sorry, but NFC just doesnt fucking work. nostr:nevent1qqsw6dg0pr6wtswnpg3zfur74esvqwhnehcce0kjw6cr7qnw2tteu8qpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsygrmmmmmm6acwg0h0ynapemuvczexc86vgm3lhc47wkajwfr5cfj9ypsgqqqqqqscl9h6h

Nunchuk Wallet + ColdCard Q is hella broke. Won't import wallet descriptor via ColdCard QR export Will import wallet descriptor via NFC, but at completely naff angles And once the wallet descriptor is imported to Nunchuk via NFC, your fucking nunchuk wallet now MUST use NFC through regular signing workflow Exporting transaction from Nunchuk over NFC works, but signing from ColdCard over NFC just doesnt fucking work. After contorting the Nunchuk key to work over QR, QR signatures don't import. It's right there on the fucking ColdCard screen and Nunchuk won't import it. What a debacle.

In previous cycles, all the people getting perma-rekt and rage-quitting were retail shitcoiners. Now the retail shitcoiners are insignificant. Now the "bitcoiners" at the meetup yammering about Michael Saylor and David Bailey are likely the new perma-rekt, and I couldn't be happier about it.

Sold some corn today to cover some upcoming big expenses (i.e. living). Didn't have to sell right now, but wanted to time the market just to feel alive.

"How many weeks away from quantum Bitcoin breakage are we, and how much of your Bitcoin position have you offloaded to signal ypur certainty?"

Primal is just VC corner-cutting. VC's kill decentralization and optimization first. Shipping is their priority until dumping on retail is. nostr:nevent1qqs03s4qcdwr2ztflnzwtmqaeckvvvtycmeseqfhtjjssvkkgpnf58spzemhxue69uhkyetkduhxummnw3erztnrdakj7q3qp3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exsxpqqqqqqzy6e9ll

What exactly isn't pleb slop? Do we all have to politely gather in a Socratic seminar circle and defer to anyone who gets paid to be interested in Bitcoin's, like a fucking Etherean? At that point are we free of pleb slop?