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"There are no dumb questions" Yes. True. But there are questions that a dumb person simply cannot put into coherent language.

The Blake2B zealots are a real mirror that I hope some maxis are looking into *very deeply*

I have removed my monero payment target. Sometimes you have to remind yourself why on-chain payments are poopy in some respects, like: Demonstrative purposes: "Okay now all we have to do is stand here and wait for 20-60 minutes before you can send it back to me." Small zappy payments easily become economically absurd: "Here is some more dust in your wallet. Don't trust your balance, bc a lot of it will get eaten by fees when you spend." Ecosystem burdens: Have node runners told you lately how much they love allocating compute, storage and expensive RAM for economically inconsequential payments?

The one exchange that gave BDashJr a ticker, and the Cult pooches it by being feral reprobates who can't exist in the world 5 minutes without becoming the Babadook Meme.

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@jb55 is single-handed delivering the consistently dankest nostr timeline. I can't wait to see how he gets out of this jam. View quoted note →

Monero reply guy: I would be so much more successful at converting people to monero, if it weren't for all these maxis being mean and toxic! Also monero guy: STOP BEING A RETARD AND USE MONERO WHY ARE YOU RETARDED JUST STOP

Latest Knots release notes are completely unhinged:

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Have we decided what the blake2b forkers are called? Without input, I have settled on "Potatoes". My logic, summarized: blake2b'ers => blaketubers => tubers => potatoes

I was one of the unreasonable psychopaths that set up my seeds with dice. I was lucky to become so singularly obsessed with bitcoin that I went that far, years before everyone forgot vendor diversity and real-world entropy were important. Self-custody, as a concept is fucked, if people have to be as obsessed as I was. It's an unreasonable ask, and the hardware wallet industry needs to stop lazily thrusting BIP39 on everyone, like it's se perfect, divine solution.

When monero fails to save nostr, what shitcoin will we use to overcome our boredom next?

I'm going to need you BlakeToobers to pump muh bags a lot harder than this.

I have like 250k monero microfluffies. Can I buy a coffee yet? Or do I have to wait for someone to invent super private coffee for paranoid internet assholes.

Unless you're gonna zap someone a girthy UTXO, I don't much see how payment targets are gonna solve anything on nostr.

What do you call sats in monero? Fluffies? WOWE I can wait to pay $0.15 in monero to move my $0.21 monero zap.

IF YOU DONT USE MONERO THEN FUCK YOU

How do you do fellow Monerons