I miss Dolores.

I miss my full moon notifications from @NEW1. ☹️

I know folks typically remember this date because of Guy Fawkes or whatever but it's got a different significance for me. Today marks 15 years of the Flamingo Gator Alliance. Happy Original Anniversay, @Kajoozie Maflingo! #fifteenyearsisntthatlong #sometimesitfeelslongerthough #jokesjokesimkidding

A town close to where @Kajoozie Maflingo and I live has recently decided that chickens are no longer allowed in city limits. The people should revolt. #youllprymychickensfrommycolddeadhands #didshethrowoneeggortwo #youfeelinluckypunk

#Wordle 1,600 2/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Connections Puzzle 878 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Grits are nasty.

#Wordle 1,599 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟨🟩🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Connections Puzzle 877 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦

Oh, nothin'. Just being a Disney Princess™️. #itriedtodoahashtaginsteadofatrademarkanditaddedspacessoisaidfuckitanddidthetm #congratstoyouifyouregularlymakeittotheendofmyhashtags

Oh yeah, forgot to add, sats are on sale rn. Stack, bitches! View quoted note →

In 3 days it will have been 6 months since the last time BTC dipped below 100k. I'm not worried. You shouldn't be either.

Accidentally used a can of fire roasted tomatoes in my spaghetti last night. Now I will only use fire roasted tomatoes in my spaghetti. #hoorayfordeliciousaccidents