GM!
I looked out our backdoor this morning to see 5 of 7 chickens intently watching #Fredward take a poop from their coop.
It was like they were cheering for him.
#ithinkhewashavingperformanceanxiety
Reading in like 8 minutes. I probably shoulda said something earlier.
I was still debating whether or not I should go to the Showgirl of the Year competition my neighbor is judging tonight.