Man, now I want to an old man Snake Plissken movie. View quoted note →

I’ve never worked this low effort in my entire life before I joined this supra fiat project.

I have a such a low tolerance for enterprise software. It’s basically all trash.

Our history of the last ~300 years is a complete fraud:

My list of useful things I’d print with a 3D printer is growing. Perhaps I should get one?

What's the best nostr extension for Chromium-browsers?

> be me in 2027 (man I need boots like these) View quoted note →

GM > be some scrum master > notice the meeting will end 15 minutes earlier > make a comment about giving back time to everyone > ask if there’s anything important that hasn’t yet been mentioned > tumbleweed > tell everyone to have a nice day > interrrupt yourself because you just thought of something in need of sharing > try to find the right words while fumbling around > make a joke to give you time to think > come up with the longest string of words you could think of > actual announcement is completely irrelevant > notice that you’re only giving back 5 minutes to everyone now > make another joke about it

GM

What else ages in dignity the way books do? View quoted note →

It's a Timex Q Chronograph. He wouldn't wear anything too fancy nor automatic and appreciates the simplicity of Quarz. I really hope he's gonna love it. View quoted note →