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HERMETICVM
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Not a Virtual Machine. Hermetic Heretic Hermit. Raw Dark Pure. Teutonic Gnostic Rebel Extravaganza on a supersonic journey. Cabin life, gardening, road bikes, rabbit holes, schizoccult. Relay runner | Systems Engineer | (Bit)Axe swinger Relay: https://nostrelay.circum.space Linkahest: https://github.com/circumspace/linkahest
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HERMETICVM 12 hours ago
Colo move was successful. This went smooth as fuck. The technical manager of the data center was nice as well. Time to grab some vietnamese food and then ride home.
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HERMETICVM 19 hours ago
Headed to Frankfurt today to put some compute into a colocation. Finally back in the on-premises business. Fun times ahead. Lots of work as well. image
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HERMETICVM yesterday
Except for the ribeye, everything on this plate came out of both my gardens. image
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HERMETICVM yesterday
It looks crude but it’s quite stable and works as intended. image
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HERMETICVM yesterday
I mean, duh. Basically every conspiracy Tiktok account predicted this before this scripted event even started. image
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HERMETICVM yesterday
I'm looking for a talented Android app icon designer who is willing to work for zaps. Overall I need 3 custom Android app icons following a similar theme while still being different. I’m fine with AI-assisted work but you should have the experience and taste of a designer. If we work well together, I may have more to do in the future. LMK :)
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HERMETICVM yesterday
How the fuck can it be that 95% of my TMJ pain and resulting jaw muscle cramping is gone after drinking nettle tea with some cloves? Had 2 cups of this yesterday and for the first time in years, I felt perfectly rested after ~7h of sleep. You’re telling me I suffered for 2 decades, went to dozens of fucking doctors of various specialties, skipped most of their “just take this pill” sales pitches, nibbled on plastic knight guards for that extra dose of microplastics for absolute nothing? When a fucking tea is the remedy, most likely because it a) reduces inflammation and b) numbs the pain? Western medicine is such a fucking dumpster fire. I hate it all. Wish I could opt out of this entire German healthcare system. Fucking fiat minded scammers. I’m so angry right now.
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HERMETICVM 2 days ago
I'm unlikely to watch Nolan’s Odyssey despite loving most of his work and the scores on all platforms a complete bunk but this meme is genuinely funny.
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HERMETICVM 4 days ago
Bizarre how Claude just understands this. image
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HERMETICVM 5 days ago
I'm sure Russia is very scared right now. image
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HERMETICVM 5 days ago
Going full hermit while my neighbour’s plant has outgrown me. image
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HERMETICVM 1 week ago
letterboxd reviews are on a completely new level of retardation and the fact that these are the most popular ones points an even deeper abyss. image