Séimí Mac Síomón

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"Lolololol jokes on you, I just get stabbed on the highstreet, not shot in the classroom" nostr:nevent1qqs2mgu42t8fmwc2a63hrx5jsv73vw4pkz39vqcakqnjfzag6msds6cpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43z7q3q6cwukgw5jxz33u7jdtkqtw2ghav3z232mquf40kgsthcyhq3lk9qxpqqqqqqzu5wcy6

I used to stash porn mags in a hollowed out tree that was struck by lightning. I'd ride my bicycle out there, smoke cigarettes and check out the centrefolds. Kids a couple of towns over started adding theirs to the collection, it was collaborative, there was something special about that old tree . And then it all came crashing down when yesterday my wife said "you cant keep doing this, you're in your fucking 30's" So now I just do Wordle.

Good thing its all bullshit nostr:nevent1qqspva6zm6q625zc6q7rz9yj924j2fus53hs4n6rde7u5vdadelrqhqpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43z7q3qupmg8l7wa375jxg7p2qx0ykrxc7lrf3k3aqmk7z09nrv9n392zcqxpqqqqqqz7hjgp9

Clarify: I meant Christmas trees nostr:nevent1qqsrat9fq6dgdh6afvk60xrnle40yah7rr2acv9s2g34nl8snd26r2qpr9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuumwdae8gtnnda3kjctv9upzq8yaek8a95hms7wk7qkke3t2am7hf2t83tjggd9s7r085gv99acyqvzqqqqqqywzrgg9

Houses with multiple trees. Nah . . . just stop it.

This sounds like complete bullshit nostr:nevent1qqsypu2ndtd00qy75uvzghw2pr2fkhl3jxegx0nawkaak80t665h5mqpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtczyr56kvffc9gfegcyv6hseumc2pktfatefvpsp0mg0jnp0dvu959k6qcyqqqqqqgg9ks7z