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Would you consider the following a tongue twister?: 'Ostensibly extensive expensive list' To vote yes, text the word YES to 112850 To vote no, quietly whisper the word 'no' Poll closes at midnight

Does McDonalds even do the whole Ronald Mc Donald thing anymore? I remember when I was a young child there was a guy that was paid to dress up as Ronald Mc Donald and go around talking to the kids. He was hung over as fuck and stinking of cigarettes, and you could make out his five o clock shadow underneath the clown makeup;it's a great memory actually. I think kids are missing out on that shit these days, you know what I mean? Can't even justify taking the kids to McDonalds now, the fucking cost of it. 😒

Watching some mad Japanese thing called "Linda Linda Linda", haven't a fucking clue what's going on, some kids are trying to form a band or something, I dunno fuck. On an ancillary note, is it normal for Japanese highschools to have swimming pools? Dope if true.

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This one's doing the rounds:

Just like that, at the exact moment I want to watch "The Goofy Movie", TOR stops working -_-

I thought satelltite.earth got an update, but then I realised that it was just a different layout at 50% screen width. @Stuart Bowman please come back and finish this shit brah T_T

Ukraine has been conducting drone offensives targeting Moscow in an attempt to close Russian airspace. It had a moderate amount of success until the Russians : a) Improved thier air defence systems b) Began destroying Ukrainian drone warehouses The Ukrainian attempt to close Russian airspace was very expensive and ostensibly, a failure. On the other hand, it is Ukraine now, having bet the house on drones, who has no air defense systems, and Russia launches missiles into Kiev with a near 100% success rate, targeting key infrastructure like railway networks. In a last ditch act of desperation, Zelenskey even rang up the UN and implored them to close Russian airspace, which of course is ridiculous, but it goes to illustrate that Zelenskey once again needs to lay off the coke. The EU in typical fashion is doubling down on this complete shit show, it's main strategy being to try and get the Americans involved by orchestrating a series of (rather badly conducted) false flags, like the recent toy drone that was found in Leipzig airport that was identified as being Russian within minutes. Are the Americans studpid enough to take the bait? It's likely lets put it that way. . .

Quick! If you were making a soapbox racer, and you were trying to maximize speed, how would you go about it? I need something that can outrun the police. I robbed a soapbox 😬

Fetish-izing infanticide wasn't on my bingo sheet. Come to think of it the only thing on my bingo sheet is numbers.