When the thread is lit everybody like:

Parker - Vector XL A mighty little pen for the money it has to be said. The feed housing is made of cheap plastic sure, but the rest is brass (or something that looks and feels like brass) coated in some kind of subtley sparkley enamel. It's got feathery details, cap has a nice pop. It's really not a bad pen for 15 quid or whatever it is. Oh, it's got a great big whopper of a nib.

There's a little bit of a spat going on between Hungary and Ukraine at the moment. Zelensky hates Viktor Orbán because he is the only man in the EU with a working set of testicles, and consequently the only one who doesn't probe Zelensky's sphincter with his tongue. As an aside, abstention from anilingus in this way is verboten in the EU, and is known colloquially as "being Putins puppet", but I digress. Orbán has said that as long as Hungary can use it's veto, Ukraine will never join the EU and drag everyone into it's war. A wise decision if you ask me. Hungarian elections are coming up, and I fully expect the dark hand of Ursula and her sycophantic sphincter slurpers will do all in their power to make things difficult for Orbán

Zelensky's Davos speech was basically "Europe is a faggot", and all the Eurocrats stood up and clapped afterwards 💀

Trilateral talks in Abu Dhabi between US, Ukraine and Russia. Media is insisting Trump is putting pressure on the Ukrainians to make more concessions Territory is a big point of contention

Russia's bombardment of Ukraine's energy infrastructure has bothered the Americans enough for them to go all the way to Moscow and ask them politely stop, to which the Russians have flatly said Нет, спасибо. You can't even say that this is Russian propaganda, because as I said, the Americans are asking them to stop, but also, comments made by executives within Ukrainian energy companies are raising alarm, even going so far to say that if it gets any worse it will be a "catastrophe". To give you an idea of how bad the electricity situation is, they would be lucky to get 3-4 hours of power a day, the rest is downtime. On top of that the Mayor of Kiev was publicly commenting on how bad the situation is, urging people to leave the city, much against the wishes on Zelenskey, who apparently chastised the Mayor for telling the truth.

This is one of the cringiest Politco articled I've ever come across.

Thank you to the haters for spurring Europe forward, EU’s top banker says  – POLITICO