Doing 🙆‍♂️ a ☢️ fart 🌬️🟤 Catching 🥅 it 🟤 in ⬇️my 💁‍♂️ hand 👋 Throwing 🎯 it ✊ at 🖐️🟤 you 🫵

I honestly think Chevys are ugly af

We doin tacos cunt 🪇

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My mate said he was in Thailand and there was a woman who could stick a whole bag of Revels up herself and seperate the coffee ones out but theres no way he was in Thailand I think he was just high.

I literally farted and it smells worse than shit; my own shit to be clear. If I had shitted and it smelled the way my fart does right now I would be upset. The silver lining in all this is that I think I used a semi-colon correctly Smelly-colon more like😬🫢🥀

I just drank the last of the summer wine

oMg Im so autistic - woman who is just annoying

#NSFW

I heard recently that the rate of literacy (the abilitiy to use written language proficiently) in America today, is comparable to what it was during the American Revolution. That's fucking insane. America was radically literate back in those days, which in large part actually led to the revolution in the first place.

I'm usually confused as to where I should use a semi-colon; it isn't exactly intuitive.

When engaged with fictional material, people are more likely to believe elements of that fiction are reflective of reality when they are unfamiliar with the subject. That's why, for example, that most people tend to over estimate the ability of hackers. Most people don't have even marginal knowledge of cybersecurity, and that's why, even when presented with implausible depictions, with the hacker clacking away wildly trying to "get into the mainframe" or whatever it is, many people accept it as being a relatively realiistic depiction of hackers.

Your perception of reality is at the mercy of other people.

Are there actually people that do shits in the shower and stomp it down the drain? Wafflers as they are called? Asking for a friend #AskNostr