I tried to play air hockey once but they wouldn't let me bring the stick onto the plane.

Someone so stupid it defies conventional definitions might just be an oxy-moron.

It's not "greed" to try and improve one's goods and services or lower their prices to attain more wealth. "Greed" is using means other than persuasion and economic competition to extract more wealth from people than they otherwise would've given freely. You know, like taxes, government-guaranteed monopolies, and licensing requirements, all enforced by threats of violence.

Office work in modern companies becomes a lot more bearable once you learn to stop expecting success and to start giggling at the little (and large) failures that you predicted and weren't allowed to prevent. Cherish the Collapse, lads, it'll be with us for a while yet.

Neither a Borrower nor a Lender be. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

You know that a labeling system for nutritional guidelines is bunk when it tries to tell you organic pork sausages are exactly as unhealthy as chocolate-covered popcorn.

The internet today is almost as bad as in the early 00s - Almost everything you find is some ridiculously low-effort scam.

This AI-auto-translation of notes my client is attempting is roughly on par with Google Translate ca. 2007

Here's a question for a local: Is Cornwall still worth the journey? Is it enjoyable for English-speaking tourists looking for a little sun and British culture? Or is it all a multi-cultural totalitarian nightmare like half the internet is leading me to believe? #AskNostr #Yookay #UK

A promoted (free) game on the Epic store claims to explore the life of "those under the thumb of capitalism". Like, mate, capitalism died more than a century ago, the shit system you suffer under is the interventionism that killed it.

I wouldn't advise drinking from plastic bottles but if you do, I believe it to be good form to tear off the cap if it's attached to the bottle's neck, lest the tyrants of the EUSSR win.

The world might need a bigger handbasket to contain all hell it goes to.