My fellow Benadryl enthusiasts :epic:
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Skizm :despair:
SK1ZM@nicecrew-digital.mostr.pub
npub1rlct...efym
"Damn it, I was having a good time ;("
-Myshkin
"Every third thing he posts is disturbing"
-Dagnar
"SKiZM is the most tolerable account on ncd"
-Theorytoe
"how do you even consistently find yourself in the most creepy ass run down out in the boonies serial killer trucker areas"
-Matty
"I was super hungry for French toast a second ago, but now I just wanna kill myself."
-JohnDarksoul
"He drinks peach beer and plays starfield.
He's just shitposting"
-Xenophon
"step aside blue faggots, a real cop is here"
-BikerFren
*BLOCKED* -JudgeDread
Ah yes, the classic 5am Sunday USPS delivery :epic:
Current mood:
So 3 hours into this shift and it gets passed down to me they forgot to schedule someone for that nightmare patrol. So now I have to do it AND this other patrol too, but I'm already 3 hours behind and I had to respond to an alarm and go back to the office to get the other keys SO I'm actually 4 hours behind right out of the gate :its_over_a:
Fuck. I have to shower and put on pants. :its_over_a:
Well if anyone needs me tonight I'll be driving into Lake Washington. 🫧
:pepeDread:
Matty believes vtubers are cancer (not me) Get his ass :epic:
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Mfw an adult male stranger visits the vile nest I call home, while I'm sleeping in the middle of the day:
He finally fixed it 20 minutes before my alarm goes off! :soyjak_excited: #winning
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You may not like it but this is what peak timeline looks like 💅🏻
The maintenance man arrived just in time to wake me up 2 hours before my alarm 🙏🏻 #blessed #grindset
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RAWR UWU XD OWO MEOW Owo NYA uwU NEKO OwU-CHAN TeeHee UwU UwO Ehe~ Kawaii ~~
We shall go on to the end, we shall rizz in France, we shall rizz on the seas and oceans, we shall rizz with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Barcade, whatever the cost may be, we shall rizz on the beaches, we shall rizz on the landing grounds, we shall rizz in the fields and in the streets, we shall rizz in the hills; we shall never surrender!
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So my new coworker training me tonight is a full blown NatSoc :lamo: We're driving around sperging out and listening to Nazi music.
