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"Damn it, I was having a good time ;("
-Myshkin
"Every third thing he posts is disturbing"
-Dagnar
"SKiZM is the most tolerable account on ncd"
-Theorytoe
"how do you even consistently find yourself in the most creepy ass run down out in the boonies serial killer trucker areas"
-Matty
"I was super hungry for French toast a second ago, but now I just wanna kill myself."
-JohnDarksoul
"He drinks peach beer and plays starfield.
He's just shitposting"
-Xenophon
"step aside blue faggots, a real cop is here"
-BikerFren
*BLOCKED* -JudgeDread
Got called Paul Blart by a random nigger again today :despair:
My friend is accidentally working a contract to guard a world leader currently being hunted by the CIA. He's starting his mercenary arc now. #finances
Btw my dad gets $40,000 a month from his military retirement.
Seriously how do I find a fucking place to live? They all look the same and they will accept anybody :pepeDread:
>go to Mexican restaurant in small town Kentucky
>20 year old waitress doesn't speak English :thunk_activated:
Left that hellhole, just landed in Chicago :epic: (Mt Rainier for scale)
Omw to the rape van. Anybody need anything?
Sex with an adult woman fetish Groyper
Installed my air conditioner yesterday and it's actually cold in my apartment today :mind_blown_boar: #blessed #capitalismkills #finance #acab
A traffic jam between Boeing Field and the I-90 interchange?! Inconceivable! :mind_blown_boar:
I did have breakfast this morning :HazeSmug:
Going to start a petition to change the state name from Washington because he owned slaves 😏
My mother passed away in her sleep last night. She had been in pain for many years. I bought her a nice gift on Mother's Day and we had a really good conversation over the phone.
Now, a giant hole has opened up inside of me that can never be closed.
Oh no my car registration and driver's license will be suspended tomorrow without a court date because I didn't pay a $3 toll :mind_blown_boar:
Welcome to Seattle, At Least We Aren't Portland :epic:
I turned the other direction because I remembered that there's an RV/ tent city about 200 yards away :pepe_cross:
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Logs onto Twitter for 4 seconds :pain:
Um, I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think the jews might be up to something nefarious :pepe_nerd:
Happy Birthday, Furher! I got done with my patrols for the night, so I'm cruising around the city with all the windows down, blasting Erika at full volume. (drunks don't realize what they're dancing to when I stop at red lights)
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Erika
ROMAN SCHREIER, Pondle · Erika · Song · 2023