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So I'm on my HOA board (against my will) and we had a meeting today in which we discussed how much to raise dues because the reserve is dwindling and we need to be in a certain range for blah blah blah. Anyway I picked an increase that would bring the monthly dues to $420 simply because lol 420 and it got approved. I live to serve my community.

Do you ever eat tortilla chips that are too big and they scrape the corners of your mouth but you keep shoving them in because they're so good but then your mouth corners are all fucked up because of the salt and acid from the salsa really irritated them and it's a sensitive area already before you recklessly gorged yourself on chips and salsa but you probably didn't learn your lesson and are going to do it again because you bought 6 lbs of tortilla chips from Costco and they need to get eaten? Yeah, me neither.

I AM perfect. I HAVE NEVER made mistakes. I WILL NEVER make mistakes. GFY. nostr:nevent1qqs28as5a7692h8pd7q977mekfcfd3pmhvfmn65y92jr0vtc85uqkkspr9mhxue69uhhqun9d45h2mfwwpexjmtpdshxuet59upzqpxfzhdwlm3cx9l6wdzyft8w8y9gy607tqgtyfq7tekaxs7lhmxfqvzqqqqqqyg8qnfx nostr:nevent1qqsfp7ve259f3vap9967zurc8855rr4ka3e5scn64v72mxny28g4nvspz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7q3qarkn0xxxll4llgy9qxkrncn3vc4l69s0dz8ef3zadykcwe7ax3dqxpqqqqqqz8np9tg nostr:nevent1qqszqgayd4mzmpskg3wqcy7u4ndqltfp6ay5fpgpyjpmvyvz6ez7y0spz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7q3q0mtatsat7ph6rsq0w8u8npt8d86x4jfr2nqjnvld2439q6f8ugqqxpqqqqqqzk5ef5u

They're shutting down the freeway to fire a bunch of cannons for the VP visit. I'm sure it's just a coincidence it's on the same day as nationwide protests 🤔

Thanks God.

I have decided to weaponize my bad luck and pessimism for the good of humanity by betting in favor of bad outcomes on Polymarket.

Damn, I didn't expect v30 to kill Bitcoin this fast.

#asknostr Does anyone have any suggestions to fix this: I tried double sided gorilla tape (twice) but it doesn't hold. What product can I use to get the smooth plastic to stay connected to the furry back of the seat?

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I may have said things that are critical of fascism. Am I a terrorist?