what if that voice inside you telling you to make the safe, rational decision is actually your inner midwit?

Business idea: Politics insurance You pay $100/yr. If you get a text from a politician, forward the message to your politics insurance and they will donate to the opponent. Who's working on this?

.05 BTC (in a 5yr time lock) to every grandkid I get. .01 BTC (denominated in robux for now) to my kid if it shares my genes. let's game this shit. 💪 #btcbreeder

a python script that uses X's API to collect a list.txt of everyone I'm following that has "npubxxxxx" in their bio. I don't have an X dev account but I bet someone could offer it as a service for others who want to export at least a kernel of their #socialgraph and get #zapped⚡ on #nostr for it!

the Lord allows me one banger post per year and I wasted it on X 😭 don't be me. keep noting nostr-gang.

anyone here a fan of sci-fi short stories? audiobooks? I discovered (rather re-discovered) Levar Burton recently on Spotify while searching for a Ted Chiang short story to share with friends ("The Merchant at the Alchemist's Gate'") but have since been enjoying many others. maybe you will too! probably one of the best voices for the genre, and I'm a sucker for nostalgia. #scifi #audiobooks

every once in a while I remember my sister's birthday in time. not my fault she moved out of Texas. but maybe I send her a reminder of her roots this year, inspire a visit. 🥲 I've always had a soft spot for defaced money; hobo nickels, rings made from coins, fiat collages. I think this fits her aesthetic better. next year she'll get one from Maryland.

Only 5 days into the school year and not only did my kid skip a year of math, but just called to beg if he could stay late for math club. On a Friday. Should I be proud or concerned?

tornados are not categorized by their size or their wind speed but by their destruction after the fact. Increase in money supply is inflation; it is the tornado. increase in CPI is the destruction after the fact. also, I just watched Twisters. it was really good.

got some LN sats left over on my Muun wallet. got Primal. how do I marry the two? wanna zap y'all fools.

While The Democrats offer us the mixed economy, price controls and cosmopolitan veneer of the Weimar Republic, the GOP offers is the nostalgia, nativist paranoia and authoritarianism of the post-Weimar Republic. At least Americans are directionally aligned 🥲

There's no free speech without free will. Weening myself off X. The algorithm damn near captured me. But still so much to learn about Nostr.

Privatize the profits. Export the losses to the global south. And let the most unhinged populists loudly rearrange the deck furniture on the Titanic. Rinse. Repeat. 👌

Communists: "Let's put all our ideas into a single manifesto. That way we are all aligned on who's the in group and who's the out group." Fascists: "Let's split up so we can cover more ground."

Pizza makes me fat now? WTF up with that? 😔