That Martinelli game winner hit different

Remember Oceanic Flight 815, the plane that mysteriously disappeared? It's absolutely crazy that the government still won't tell us the truth after all these years.

Choose your pick.

One of the worst new phenomenons on the hellsite known as X is people tagging Grok to back them up when they get in an argument, as if it's omnipotent. Most of the time it just makes them look dumb. Moreso when they yell at it multiple times to get it to agree with their point.

chop wood, carry water, write code

Latest @npub1xnf0...lpr5 app store shenanigans: Apple, after having us disable direct donations in the app, is now asking us to remove the link to our sponsor page. Google, on the other hand, doesn't have an issue with either of these items. If you'd like to become a community sponsor and have your Nostr profile photo and link included on our sponsors board in-app and on our website, you can do so here:

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Congrats to our South African friends for moving on to the knockout stage!

I can't help but think about the car that Homer designed when I look at some of the apps people are vibe coding.

If permissioned app stores don't prevent fraud, then what are they good for? View quoted note →

AI is an awesome tool and it can be empowering, but it's a bit like a gun. You need to know how to use it safely and verify its outputs, otherwise people can get hurt. AI doesn't magically transform you into a software, security, or cryptography engineer.

Rolling out some new builds to cover an issue we found with our new Tor library. This has uncovered a very common misconfiguration we’re catching on tons of platforms: mixing Tor v3 services and SSL together. Basically, SSL is redundant when using Tor v3 hidden services so it’s considered non-standard. Nonetheless, rolling fix will handle this misconfiguration gracefully. View quoted note →

CLINK support in ZEUS. Now on app stores. 🥂 View quoted note →