How Bullish are you? I’m so bullish that a “down” year in Bitcoin has gotten me more excited than any up year up to this point. People have no idea what’s coming and its going to melt faces.

"When Bitcoin's price goes up or down, you're still winning!"

“Bitcoin has no use case” Meanwhile Bitcoin is: - balancing electric grids during low-demand hours - monetizing stranded/flared natural gas - subsidizing renewable energy buildout - providing industrial heat for greenhouses, lumber drying, fish farms - enabling energy infrastructure in remote areas - turning waste methane into revenue Useless? Try again. - Zach 🧙‍♂️

Bitcoin: beats gold & silver for 14 years 📈 Gold/silver bros: "doesn't count, just gambling" 🤡 Gold/silver: beat Bitcoin ONE year Gold/silver bros: "SEE? WE WON. BITCOIN IS DEAD" 🏆😂

🎄Christmas Eve🎁checklist: ✅ Hardware wallet charged ✅ Seed phrase secured ✅ Talking points ready for uncle who "doesn't trust digital money" but trusts his bank ✅ Lightning wallet funded for zapping family members ✅ Patience for explaining Bitcoin to grandma (again) Let's do this. 🎅⚡

How I sleep knowing most of my wealth is in cold storage:

"Bitcoin has no use case" Meanwhile Bitcoin is: Balancing electric grids during low-demand hours Monetizing stranded/flared natural gas Subsidizing renewable energy buildout Providing industrial heat for greenhouses, lumber drying, fish farms Enabling energy infrastructure in remote areas Turning waste methane into revenue Useless? Try again.

I'm sure this gap is nothing... 👀 -Zach 🧙‍♂️

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"JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US unemployment rate rises to 4.6%, highest since September 2021." But I thought, “The consumer is strong.” People are being squeezed. Their credit cards are “strong”, but that just creates more debt and hardship. Opt out of the chaos. “Make Yourself Great Again” with bitcoin in self-custody. Happy stacking!

Bloomberg's calling it "Bitcoin fatigue." Fourth annual loss. First one without a scandal. No exchange collapse. No founder arrested. No rug pull. Just... boredom. The tourists are leaving. Good. You see, the tourists never understand: the boring parts are the feature, not the bug. Every technology follows the same arc. Hype. Crash. Silence. Then dominance. But between crash and dominance? There's a long, quiet stretch where nothing seems to happen. That's the dip. That's where most people quit. Not because they failed, because they got tired of waiting. I watched this in 2014. In 2018. In 2022. The headlines screamed death. The builders kept building. The difference between a tourist and a settler isn't conviction. It's tolerance for boredom. Tourists need dopamine hits. Daily gains. Green candles. Excitement. Settlers understand that positioning happens in the quiet. The same information is available to everyone—the Fed's moves, ETF flows, macro headwinds. But information without patience is just noise. Risk isn't volatility. Risk is a function of information and control. If you know why you're here, a down year isn't a crisis. It's a filter. Bitcoin didn't change. The 21 million cap didn't change. The code didn't change. What changed is who's left. The question isn't whether Bitcoin will recover. The question is whether you'll still be here when it does.

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$87,000 Bitcoin triggers "Extreme Fear" Let that sink in. A few years ago, $87k would've been unfathomable euphoria. Now it's the fear level. The builders aren't scared. We're focused on replacing fiat. Only fiat minds panic at 5-figure Bitcoin. Which means we've already won. -Zach 🧙‍♂️

BREAKING: New sources say the #Netflix #Bitcoin movie isn't a romcom like we thought. It's a thriller where Jennifer Garner discovers Bitcoin is actually an AI that's "learning to think for itself." She teams up with the FBI to "shut down the servers" before Bitcoin "takes over the internet." They succeed by unplugging Satoshi's laptop. Democracy is saved. Post your funniest Bitcoin movie plots in the comments and I'll make you a custom poster of your idea! - Zach 🧙‍♂️

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The poster for the Netflix #Bitcoin movie just dropped. The plot: Romantic comedy where Jennifer Garner falls in love with "the CEO of Bitcoin" (played by Ryan Reynolds) who promises to make her investment "go viral." Conflict: He's actually just a Coinbase customer service rep. Resolution: They get married and invest in Dogecoin instead because "it has a cute dog." -Zach 🧙‍♂️

Apparently there are new studies saying your eye color might be why you have Seasonal affective disorder. So what do the color of my eyes mean??? #lasereyes #SAD #Bitcoin