"No kings" is the wrong frame.
Because the people protesting still want their person in power.
King, Prime minister or President.
Just all different ways to sell you on your own slavery.
How about "No slavery"? #bitcoin
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Bitcoin Well is on a mission to enable independence. We do this by making it easy to use bitcoin in self-custody.
Whether you’re looking to buy, sell or use bitcoin, we never hold on to your bitcoin.
Bitcoin Well is automatic self-custody.
The ETF is a trap for your keys.
Wall Street wants you to treat Bitcoin like a tech stock while they warehouse the actual asset. They get the power. You get a paper IOU. A paper claim to a bearer asset defeats the entire invention.
Take custody.
AI uses energy to generate infinite content.
Bitcoin uses energy to generate absolute scarcity.
In a world flooded with deepfakes and fiat, verifiable truth is the most valuable commodity on earth.
Value the truth.
In exactly just a few hours, Wall Street locks the doors for a long weekend.
You won't be able to wire your own money until Tuesday. The global economy is burning, but the bankers are playing golf. The Timechain doesn't sleep. It settles final value every 10 minutes.
Demand 24/7 sovereignty.
No central bank has ever looked at their money supply and said: enough.
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The Hardest Money Ever Made: Bitcoin's Supply Schedule Explained
Yesterday, corporations made fake product announcements for engagement. Today, the Federal Reserve will make fake promises about fixing inflation.
The real joke isn't on the internet. Its in your bank account. Your purchasing power is melting while you laugh at memes.
Buy the hard asset.
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M-Pesa processes more daily transactions in Kenya than most banks do across entire continents.
Lightning is now building directly on top of mobile money rails in East Africa.
The global south isn't waiting for the West to solve Bitcoin UX.


Bitcoin Balances Itself with no Human Intervention
1/ Big news. After a moving land acknowledgment at this morning's all-hands, we realized something: every time you stack sats, a polar bear gets anxious.
Today we launch Bitcoin Well's Carbon-Neutral Bitcoin Program - and it's just the beginning.
A full suite of conscious add-ons is coming to your account. #healthemoney 🧵
Fiat money: Created out of thin air.
Bitcoin: Created from fossil fuels.
We realized that doing the "right thing" requires third-party ESG certification.
We are no longer just selling freedom. We are selling environmental accountability. Trust the experts.
Them: "Doesn't Bitcoin boil the oceans?" You: "Actually, it uses renewables sometimes..."
Stop making weak excuses. Just pay the fee.
Our Carbon-Neutral option lets you mathematically apologize for your Proof of Work consumption at checkout. Pay the toll.
If we want Wall Street, we have to play the legacy game.
Institutions need ESG compliance. BlackRock wants carbon offsets.
So we are bringing corporate responsibility to the Timechain. Pay a 4% premium. Fund sustainability.
Responsible Bitcoin is here.
You didn't buy Bitcoin. You bought an IOU from a casino.
Until you hold your own keys, you are just an unsecured creditor waiting for the next exchange to collapse. But taking self-custody for the first time is terrifying. One mistake, and it’s gone.
You don't have to figure it out alone.
We offer 1-on-1 private guidance to walk you through hardware setup and secure your wealth. We never touch your keys. We just teach you how to be sovereign.
Stop holding IOUs. Take custody. 👇
People are panicking that corporate Bitcoin miners are pivoting to AI data centers.
Good. Let them leave.
The difficulty adjustment is ruthless. If the corporations tap out, it just gets cheaper for sovereign individuals to secure the network.
BREAKING: A computer that doesn't exist using technology that might be impossible just broke #bitcoin!
EVERYONE PANIC!
What does "risk-off" mean to traditional finance?
It means selling a mathematically capped bearer asset... to hold fiat dollars printed by the exact government funding the war that just tanked their portfolios.
Absolute insanity. Keep your keys. #HODL #BITCOIN
Marching in the streets doesn't defund the state. The true power of any king is the ability to print the money that funds his armies. If you actually want to strip the crown, you have to starve the treasury.
Hold #bitcoin