We asked AI for a heartwarming photo of a dad teaching his kid self-custody.
It melted the hardware wallet and engraved the backup plate "BITCOIM." We're not sure where the family went.
Anyway. The point survives the slop.
Most people inherit a bank account. A number someone else controls, that shrinks a little every year. You can leave your kids the money itself. Keys they hold, that no bank has to approve and no government can inflate away.
Real inheritance isn't a balance. It's the ability to hold their own.
(Still waiting on the version that can spell Bitcoin.)















