“Oh my God, Trump didn’t free a magic internet money drug dealer and introduce a Strategic #Bitcoin Reserve - and only those two very very, very specific bitcoin policies that are utterly niche to everyone outside our echo chamber - HE’S A LIAR!! SELL SELL SELL!!”
like heading to the local Walmart to pick up your Employee of the Month award while your Mom at home clicks “Buy” on your Coinbase account for $47 of #bitcoin