the game: rock, paper, scissors
Jude plays paper
Messi plays rock
Jude mogs Messi, explaining how paper > rock
Messi gives the rock to Fernandez who proceeds to smash Anderson in the back of the head with it
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!
🏴
bitcoin plummeting to $61k,
bids in the mid-$50k range stacked,
Summer of blood in the streets locked in
GTA VI,
Legend of Zelda: OoT Remake,
Star Fox,
Star Wars: Galactic Racer,
Pokémon TCG: 30th Celebration,
all releasing this year within 5 months of each other
which way, Western Millenial Nerd?
if you served as Prime Minister in the last ten years, you didn’t last a full term
but at least you got to choose your own Resignation Podium
how cute! 🥹
I had an insurmountable stacking goal since 2021
took me less than 3 years to reach it
coming fairly close to 2X my original goal now
if I ever reach it, I’ll seriously consider stopping
be happy with your accomplishments
but remember to stop and smell the roses