this last-minute $19.99 decision you made at checkout 5 years ago either saved you or cost you everything

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Q Mk4 100 dice passphrases

treat your cold-storage op-sec with respect: always be humble study the landscape conduct maintenance be always 3 steps ahead don’t underestimate others consistently deny everything never broadcast your intentions

it all started the go pear shaped when the butch lesbian got a red card

the game: rock, paper, scissors Jude plays paper Messi plays rock Jude mogs Messi, explaining how paper > rock Messi gives the rock to Fernandez who proceeds to smash Anderson in the back of the head with it

live shot of Dan Burn heading Lionel Messi out of the Atlanta stadium tomorrow

too many mans tryin’ to do what I do but they can’t it’s clear. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🔥

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wishing France the best of luck tomorrow in their quarter-finals match against Argentina

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HEY JUDE!

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch, If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, If all men count with you, but none too much; If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run, Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it, And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

the last time England won a World Cup match after conceding first, it was 1966 iykyk 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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if you served as Prime Minister in the last ten years, you didn’t last a full term but at least you got to choose your own Resignation Podium how cute! 🥹

“Geography has made us neighbors. History has made us friends. Economics has made us partners. And necessity has made us allies. Those whom nature hath so joined us, let no man put asunder.” 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇸

bitcoin price action shrugged off Quantum today because the market’s realizing this is “the worst” FUD will get/*can* get - superposition magic computers straight from Science Fiction will come online, but bitcoin will move to a PQC address model? oh. cool story, bro. 👍

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