Man iOS26 feels rough
TanukiBTC ⚡
tanukibtc@nostrplebs.com
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Based | Remnant | Future Citadel Owner | Hodler of last resort | Friendly Bitcoin Pleb | Freedom Maximalist | Class of 2013 | #Bitcoin | #Nostr
Amen and same
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Bitcoin today in one short video
Guys, @HODL, I’m trying to summon Deater 😂


1997-1999 was peak cinema. Change my mind.
Deater vs. American HODL Epic Twitter spaces debate - Reupload to save it for the future - ‚Peak Bitcoin Twitter' @HODL
The same guys that told you that the market feels so different this time because of pApEr BiTcOiN are telling you that the topping pattern must of course match 2021. Find the mistake. Lol
Turns out I overstrained my leg and can now barely walk. Well done! 😅
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🚨 BRUTAL 🚨 #oneshotted


Wild that my kid will experience the day when the last Bitcoin is mined
No more apps in about 10-20j. What you’ll need will be generated on the fly by AI.
I‘m going to the gym. Call me when Bitcoin is at 120k+
If your whole timeline is bearish after a 3% down day and calling the top I hope you know what to do, anon.
X is broken: Scrolled deliberately through my timeline today and I get zero pleb content. Stopped counting at 300 tweets that came ONLY from verified accounts. Zero non verified account tweets. Wtf, the bird app is completely broken 😞
Oh fuck 😂


GPT-5 brutal one shot takedown


Dad, how did you get so rich? Son, easy. I shitposted daily in my Bitcoin Nostr echo bubble till I brainwashed myself to have the conviction to stack and hodl forever. ♾️
If you want a good shitcoin I can recommend #Metaplanet right now
Interestingly there are a ton of accounts starting with username 0x swamping my timeline on X with giga retarded bearstuff. Market manipulation at its best.
Are these bots? This dude didn’t even get the dates in his retood chart right, mapping a 2025 tweet to 2023 😂

