Don’t make me tap the sign View quoted note →

Cameo seems like the saddest thing in the world but I would probably get a kick out of a personalized Tim Dillon rant on my birthday

brb gonna use AI to write up an e-book on “how to responsibly separate from my partner without traumatizing our dog” and self-publish on Amazon so I can retire this year View quoted note →

Whole Foods is wild these days 1/3 based MAHA 1/3 blue hair people still wearing masks 1/3 MSNBC boomers who think they’re well-off because they made smart investments

So… now that the left and the right both agree that our government is run by pedophiles compromised by Israel… can we finally bring out the woodchippers?

Now sure how it took me this long to get into l-theanine. It’s good stuff.

Joyous Kwanzaa! #cigars #cigarstr