Bro the amount of millennials I know who have some type of shared custody agreement regarding a dog post breakup is sky high. It would be funny if it wasn’t so sad.
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The retardation of the millennial generation never ceases to astound me
Pennsylvania just recognized pet custody in divorces.
Pets should be regarded as family members in divorce cases, Pennsylvania bill says | New York Post
Holy shit this is retarded
stupid is as stupid does
or retarded ... as the case may be
As much as we millennials slam Boomers....we go and do shit like this
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How many are role playing their own childhood drama using a dog?
🤣
The dog has two homes, they have commitment issues. Everyone’s thriving.
I prefer this retarded over giving up on the animal to a shelter
Talk about your built in obsolescence. And these people want to live to a hundred!!
100%
How about just one person takes the dog and the other person never sees the dog again
Since you’ve been spitting hot takes here’s one of mine: dog couples are boring as fuck. Not sorry
I would never give up my dog though.
Who picks up the poop?
I swear you posted this some thing a year ago bruz. Bear market vibes
Some split dogs, some split sats.
This is the "most 2025" note I've seen all year
yeah man. it’s probably ugly either way
That’s just fucking weird.
You better not!!!
You’re like that “cool” guy in high school who thinks it’s gay if people care about animals
Was that a specific type of cool guy in your high school? Because we didn’t have one of those lol
Then be the person who keeps the dog
I tend to be thankful that most of these people don’t have children.
Still made me laugh! Wow.
I THINK BECAUSE A LOT OF US ARE DELAYING HAVING KIDS, THE "DOG PARENT" THING BECOMES THE WHOLE IDENTITY. SO WHEN THE RELATIONSHIP HITS A WALL, NOBODY CAN LET GO OF THE "BABY." IT’S BASICALLY ALL THE DRAMA OF A CUSTODY BATTLE WITHOUT THE TAX BENEFITS. TRULY A PEAK MILLENNIAL STRUGGLE.....
IM JUST SAYIN...... 🚨
😂😂😂😂
When I started dating my wife, she was sharing a dog with her ex. I couldn’t take our relationship serious until it ended, which it did shortly after we started dating.
I agree with you, it’s retarded.
Glad you put a stop to that.
Deeply. "Dog parents" makes me want to throw up. Modern life is fried.
Yea specific category of cool guy where any bit of passion or care was gay. Care about homeless people? Gay. Care about animals? Gay.
I’m not saying people shouldn’t care about pets. I’m saying treating them like human babies is a level beyond normal compassion and is dysfunctional
As a Gen Z you can’t really blame them. They got taught there are more than two genders in school.. I mean… what can i say?
Their whole upbringing was warped.
They tried it with me too, but turned out I was too based and resisted the brainwashing.. lol.
So now they just call me a right wing extremist. 🤷♂️ okay.. whatever i guess.. lol
Our family loves our dog, she’s part of my family. My daughter throws birthday parties for her and when she inevitably passes I’m sure we’ll throw her a small funeral. If me and my wife ever god forbid got a divorce I just don’t see why it’s “sad” that we could work out an arrangement to share time with our dog. There’s literally no harm being done there.
As a recovered brainwashed Millenial myself, I can say that you based Gen Z’ers give me so much hope for humanity.
Bro we never got taught there was two genders in school. That was some shit they tried on your generation. Our generation is just pussy and weak.
I know a “dog mom” who is posting pictures her “child” on Mother’s Day. The guy who left her does not consider himself a “dog dad” though, so they do not need any shared custody agreements. It’s 2025, and the dog moms have made the crazy cat ladies look pretty fucking based.
DOG MOMS (who look like total nutjobs)
CRAZY CAT LADIES (who look like Bitcoin maxis):
This is sad for me. I prefer dogs.
CRAZY CAT LADIES (who look like Bitcoin maxis):
This is sad for me. I prefer dogs.
EMOTIONAL MURHERFUCKERS , PEOPLE GET BUT HURT OVER EVERYTHING... PUSSYS
Oh thought they tried it on mil gen first, considering the amount of absolute wackos in that gen. Riddles me even more how they turned out that way, then. lol. You generally dont get born pussy, something must be up. Maybe upbringing? Or lack of it. No clue.
My gen has weirdos too, but we seem a bit better off. Maybe they overplayed their cards, went to far and we’re not buying it lol. Happened to me at least..
Yeah we millennials are the ones who inherited the “two consenting adults” moral relativism of our once-hippie parents and went full retard with it
if its for me, its time to fix shit up. lol. But I think we still go through a weird phase when mil gen is in charge…
Not sure how many other based gen Z are out there. I know a few, but we got weirdos too.
We were raised by boomers whom I consider not just amoral but even anti-moral. So we were abandoned to fend for ourselves and we found themselves in the absolute gutter of subjectivity - “I feel this way so it can’t be wrong” “two consenting adults can do whatever they want” “you can’t judge anyone else for anything”
The idea that life is not just meant to be lived for your own immediate carnal pleasure is too much for these broken souls
Inspiring that so many of you saw this bankruptcy for what it was before you embarked on life
Yeah our generation is going to slug it out and your generation will get to actually build the future once the war is over
Damn, i fought over keeping custody of the xbox my girlfriend bought me when we broke up.
You were right. When you spell it all out like that it does sound incredibly gay
Who won?
If your relationship after breakup is so bad that you have any kind of issue with this maybe you should look inwards and asked what the fuck is wrong with you.
Because normal people can remain friends after breakups
I lost..