if I had a time machine I'd go back in time and kill Sugar Ray's parents.
Kajoozie Maflingo
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proof of dam
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yesterday we were at Nimrod dam in Arkansas and were accosted by 2 feral deer. fortunately we had a bag of Flamin' Hot Munchies which distracted them long enough for us to narrowly escape with our lives.
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we hiking


luke-jr has jumped the shark. emergency soft forks? chain reorgs to orphan valid blocks? no thanks bro that sounds like shitcoin stuff.
I don't want 100,000 byte op_returns either, and fuck the mentality of "think of the poor miners!" fuck the miners, let them fight for scraps. blockspace should stay as cheap as possible as long as possible to allow plebs to control their own utxo's. we don't need spam to artificially fill blocks.
but saying its all gonna be kiddie porn and threatening a US govnt shutdown of BTC is NOT THE WAY. and god help us of one of the knotzis puts an offending image in an op_return just to prove a point...
these are stupid games and you're gonna win stupid prizes
I don't even look at top level notes anymore I just browse new comment threads.