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Kajoozie Maflingo
KajoozieMaflingo@elites.nostrati.org
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Christ is King. Self hosting weirdo. Piss poor sysadmin. Script kiddie. Member of the Circle Jerk Economy. Influencer, Creator of the improved Nostr mascot, Financial advisor, Licensed money transmitter, Casine pit boss, assistant curator of the #womenlist, Meme Engineer, Founding member of Nostr Power Couplesโ„ข with npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl, Manufacturer of #modernhorrors, I also got some chickens lol Attendee #nostrbama and #nostrville 2.0 Recommends: https://nostr.net https://cornychat.com https://hivetalk.org https://relay.tools https://zaplinks.lol https://zap.cooking https://nostrati.org
WORD5 #558 4/6 โฌ›๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ› ๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸชโฌ›๐ŸŸง ๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸช๐ŸŸช๐ŸŸง ๐ŸŸช๐ŸŸช๐ŸŸช๐ŸŸช๐ŸŸช
I like to think of petty hexes like your cars oil always leaks, or the last bite of every delicious meal has a hair or bone in it, or every time you get a new pair of pants that feel amazing the zipper breaks immediately and you can't zip them up anymore View quoted note โ†’
WORD5 #557 4/6 โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ› โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸงโฌ›โฌ› โฌ›๐ŸŸช๐ŸŸช๐ŸŸช๐ŸŸช ๐ŸŸช๐ŸŸช๐ŸŸช๐ŸŸช๐ŸŸช
growing up poor means when I see a gofundme for a dog surgery for like $15,000 my immediate thought is "damn I'd just have it put down"
I'm in an open relationship, just haven't informed "the baby mom" yet ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘‘
WORD5 #556 5/6 โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ› โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸงโฌ›๐ŸŸง โฌ›๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ› ๐ŸŸช๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ› ๐ŸŸช๐ŸŸช๐ŸŸช๐ŸŸช๐ŸŸช
every time people see a picture of me and my wife together they say "you're a lucky man." thanks I guess? I know what that really means... yall saying I'm ugly.
WORD5 #555 3/6 โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸชโฌ› โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸชโฌ› ๐ŸŸช๐ŸŸช๐ŸŸช๐ŸŸช๐ŸŸช
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