Anya Taylor-Joy looks like she could beat no one’s ass.

I’ve never for even an instant regretted the purchase of a TheraGun.

Every time I hit another .01 BTC my heart smiles. Slow and steady.

For dollar haters, tell me what y’all use to buy Bitcoin. I’m gonna remain content with the current arrangement. Dog shit for gold is and will stay the best trade.

You know those commercials that try to make it seem like the person who buys refrigerated pet food isn’t the weirdo? Yeah they made those because the person who buys refrigerated pet food is a fucking weirdo.

I can’t stand the Zac Brown Band. Awful. Only a female dreams about a pair of jeans that fit just right. Gayest line in country music.

If it isn’t Gina Carano, it’s a tough sell for me to take your actress seriously as the lead in an action movie. I can only suspend so much disbelief.

If avocados and almonds are bad for you I’m a walking dead man.

If you’re a capable person and you’re picking up the groceries that you ordered online, get out and help the poor fucker put the shit in your trunk. If you’re like a 35 year old man and you just park and pop your trunk, fuck you, lol.

Rogue > Zyn Bigtme

I’m bout over these monkey movies.

Never bet against the house printing more money. Things may look dour for a bit, but never bet against it. The US is a straight drug addict and easy money is the dope. Addicts find a reason. They can rationalize anything if it’s a matter of getting the next fix. Sometimes it just takes them a bit.

SeedSigner, that’s the one where you use a raspberry pi, right? No thanks, I like my bitcoin.

Michael Saylor is a shitcoiner.

I can’t stand Kevin Hart.