Vulgar but sage advice for an overly smitten younger man:
Always remember, no matter how hot she is, there’s always somebody out there who’s tired of fucking her.
jerrud
jerrud@primal.net
npub1xsmv...hmmk
All I want to know is which Trump memecoin is gonna make me rich come November.
“One pities those who have the misfortune to play a part in public affairs.”
-Napoleon
Every time I buy bitcoin it’s cheaper than it was before, even if it’s not.
Shitcoin promotional language borrows a lot from leftist intersectional literary criticism.
Hail
Roof
Neighbor Jim
Wife: Jim’s getting a new roof. He said they’ll do a free inspection.
Me: What’s his deductible?
Wife: I think he said two thousand.
Me: So it wasn’t a free inspection.
When I catch a commercial for an online university, the absolute maudlin idolatry of a piece of paper for which you vastly overpaid is gross.
The one dude in Perez’s corner is mean mugging so hard you’d think he was gonna fight. lol
God bless him, but for someone who speaks publicly a lot, Marty Bent is the worst pronouncer of words I’ve ever heard in my life.
Had to legit stop reading “The Real Anthony Fauci” by Rfk Jr. I was too disgusted and angered.
Looking forward to some cheap sats.
You spank that ass, Les.
If you can’t remember the last time that you logged into twitter, go ahead and do something nice for yourself.
A cunt is a cunt is a cunt.
Any frag heads or former frag heads out there?
Fuck your 7,999,999,999 people.
The “Bitcoin needs to do more” crowd is so arrogant and ungrateful.
iacta alea est