Major League is one of my all time favorite movies. Friggin’ hilarious.

I like Trump; he makes me laugh and he’s a bludgeon to all the woke intersectional trans open border bullshit, but did I really think that Donald Trump was going to free some railroaded libertarian bitcoiner antihero on day one? Did I think that was going to figure at all, in any way, in Trump’s mind today? No. Maybe he gets to it soon, maybe he doesn’t. Get real, people.

Maybe he’ll free him on a 3am Diet Coke fueled rant tweet.

THE MACHINE!!!! Khabib, take your boy back to Dagestan.

Any Baudrillard fans out there?He wrote two of my favorite books: -Simulacra and Simulation -For a Critique of the Political Economy of the Sign.

Joe Kernen will take you behind the shed and shoot you in the fuckin’ head. View quoted note →

Happy Birthday, @ODELL And thank you. God Bless.

I swear if I see another “give me money my house burned down” post I’m gonna go to the address and piss on the ashes. Get fucked.

Fun fact: The number of stickers on an Ohio State player’s helmet refers to how many different cocks they’ve sucked throughout the course of the season.

I’d love a Texas win tonight, but I just don’t see it happening.