Unpopular take: I’m not a dog person. I’m not a cat person. I find human-animal affection shallow af, and the large scale replacement of children with pets I find repulsive. You’re not a cat-daddy. You’re not a dog-daddy. You’re a pet owner.

I hope Ripple undermines the shit out of a strategic bitcoin reserve. I hope the US smash buys unfathomable quantities of XRP, SOL, ETH, etc… In anything monetary, the US Government is not your fucking friend. Let them buy shit and eat shit. I hope they ignore Bitcoin altogether.

OH MY GOD! RIPPLE IS DESTROYING BITCOIN AND AMERICA ITSELF. WE MUST ACT!!! I’M FUCKING BEYOND TERRIFIED. WE CAN’T LET THESE SHITCOINERS GET AWAY WITH THIS!!! 🥱

Trump runs Bitcoin Knots.

Buying things at Scheels is worth it. You’re going to pay absolutely full retail, but the ability to return anything at any time for any reason is awesome. I paid almost 3 bills for a pair of work boots and wore them heavily for nearly a year before the stitching started to fail in spots. I found that unacceptable. I had kept the receipt and returned those bitches for a different, brand new pair. I’ve done the same with a few pieces of winter gear. It’s worth the up-front premium. REI is great, too.

Bitcoiners: Government market interference is the root of all our economic woes. Haven’t you read Mises and Rothbard?! Also Bitcoiners: Hey Government, would you mind stepping into the market and pumping my bags.

Trump rolled over his traditional IRA to an Unchained Bitcoin IRA.

Trump told Do Kwon not to defend the peg by selling BTC.

Trump always checks the fees on mempool.space before he sends any bitcoin.

Trump regularly consolidates his utxos

Trump only uses River and he always withdraws to cold storage.

Trump manages his own airgapped multisig.

People got excited and forgot the “Mandibles” part of “Mandibles then Bitcoin Standard.” @ODELL

It was and remains, all about Time Preference.

Am I supposed to be surprised that the United States fucking Government, even under Trump, didn’t launch a hardcore bitcoin only strategic reserve? It makes utter sense to me that it turned out to be some incoherent “digital asset stockpile.” It’s the United States fucking Government. I didn’t forget for one second who we were dealing with. And honestly, I’m totes ok with THE UNITED STATES FUCKING GOVERNMENT not understanding Bitcoin and instead choosing to wander aimlessly in the miasmic conflation of Bitcoin and shitcoin “crypto.” Everyone buys bitcoin at the price they deserve, and the UNITED STATES FUCKING GOVERNMENT will buy it years upon years from now as the cost of its continued existence.

Rosalita’s sole purpose in the movie The Goonies was to substantiate Mouth’s ability to speak fluent Spanish.

Longest forced HODL ever??? Or did the feds really get it all.

Notice how he doesn’t mention anything about living on fiat credit like a giant fucking poser. View quoted note →

Things were better when the advertisements were for beer and cigarettes instead of pharmaceuticals.

Major League is one of my all time favorite movies. Friggin’ hilarious.